The Greedy Ugly People (written by Darren Hayman) G D I had her on the carpet twisting and turning about Am Trying to guess what she needs Em Trying to guess what the fuss was about G D She had a conscience that surely did need pricking Am I was there for the picking Em As she would soon find out G D The greedy ugly people are not like us Am They don't feel the love Em That she and I would die without G D The greedy ugly people are not like us Am They don't feel the love Em That she and I would die without G D I had her on a chair in the middle of the living room Am Then we went to the bedroom Em Where we were making spoons G D When we went out she started clicking her heels Am She started sticking her chest out Em 'Cause she was starting to feel G D The greedy ugly people are not like us Am They don't feel the love Em That she and I would die without G D The greedy ugly people are not like us Am They don't feel the love Em That she and I would die without / G / Em / D / C / G Em Love don't stop no war, D Don't stop no cancer, C It stops my heart Enjoy x